As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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