the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
This is classic penis vs brain.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
Randomize
