Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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