I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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