Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
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go home
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
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