i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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