This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
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my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Lo siento on account of my penis...
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Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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