Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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