She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Randomize