Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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