so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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