The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
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