i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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