OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
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hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
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Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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