I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
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i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
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Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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