i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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