I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Do you have feelings for this penis?
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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