sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
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I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
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I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
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