David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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