Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Someone stole a lamp last night.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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