She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
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Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
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Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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