If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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