At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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