wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
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A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
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Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
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