oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
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