If i could tip my vagina, i would.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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