I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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