In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
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All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
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Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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