singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
I was so drunk I accidentally put in two tampons.
I tried to talk you out of it. You were worried about alcohol being a blood thinner.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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