i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
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he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
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Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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