She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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