If that was your dad, he is hot
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
This house was built for laser tag.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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