When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
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She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
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the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
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