I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
We smell like vodka and hangover
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