Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Dude! wtf happend last nite? I woke up with 2 black eyes and a head ache
You stepped off the curb and face planted the road...twice
Why didnt you hold me up....and why a second time?
I helped you up but figured it was wayy funnier to watch you fall again then lose my buzz....
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
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Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
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Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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