so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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