dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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