she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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