Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I wish i was in the wii world.
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i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
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I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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