so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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