Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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