How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Randomize
