Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
Randomize