Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I've blown a few things in my day
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
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