whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
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just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
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It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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