I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
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While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
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I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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