Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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