Your tits are I can't wait for
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
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Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
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After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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