How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
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im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
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Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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