never play flip cup with pint glasses
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
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Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
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The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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