there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
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She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
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I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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