false alarm. still invincible.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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