Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
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