do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
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after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
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Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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