He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
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I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
It's okay, I found my phone in the toaster oven. Logical explanation: 5 martinis
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Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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