Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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