the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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